Tuesday, May 19, 2009

KELLIE HAINES POWERLIFTING EPISODE.


OPENING SCENE: Kellie, Kamilla and Magrau going to the Gym.

KELLIE: Today we are going to see WABDL Canadian Record Holder Jody Cranston lift some weights. He plans on lifting 500 lbs. for five Reps.!!!

MAGRAU: He is going to lift 5 lbs 500 times!?!! That will take all day!

KAMILLA: No Magrau he said...

SCENE # 2: At the Gym.

JODY: Hi everybody welcome to my training session. First I am going to do some warm-up sets.

1st Warm-up set 135 lbs.-

MAGRAU: What is in your mouth?

JODY: A mouth gaurd to bite down on.

KAMILLA: Wouln't you rather bite down on some licorice?

JODY: Actually that is not a bad idea.

2nd Warm-up set 225 lbs.-

JODY: What the?! Where is my lifting belt?!

MAGRAU: (Wearing the belt around his neck) you mean this?

KELLIE: Magrau!!!

3rd Warm-up set 315 lbs.-

JODY: (Close up) I need to concentrate.

MAGRAU: (Panning out seeing Magrau) Ever worry about getting injured?

KELLIE: Magrau!!!

4th Warm-up set 405 lbs.-

JODY: Well we are over 400 lbs. now and Great!!! No Magrau to distract me.

MAGRAU: (Looking up at Jody from between him and the Barbell) I hope you have insurance!

KELLIE: Magrau!!!

5th Warm-up set 455 lbs.-

MAGRAU: Hey Jody! If you are tired maybe I can lift this one for you...

The Bar Is Loaded To 500 lbs.-
Jody Lifts The Weight 5 Times!!! (Which I did earlier - prerecorded) And, is completetly exhausted / in pain.

MAGRAU: Are you sure this is more fun then Golf or Bowling?

CLOSING SCENE: Kellie, Jody, Kamilla and Magrau walking away from the Gym together.

KAMILLA: Jody, that was great!

JODY: Thanks, Kamila. That was alot of fun!

Kellie: That was fun!?

JODY: Yes, and Magrau, I could'nt have done it without you.

MAGRAU: Really?! Maybe I'll come to your next meet and coach you!

JODY: We'll see Magrau, We'll see...

FADE OUT.